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2006-12-08T02:54:00.000-08:00

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Seasons Series// Autumn

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Orchid Flowers.

2006-11-30T23:52:00.000-08:00

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Thailand Exchange Program! Cross Posted in Private Blog!

2006-11-30T23:13:00.000-08:00

Things turned out pretty badly. I didn't know it's so soon. We'll see.

Greetings! It's finally holiday!!! My November Holidays are coming to an end, time cruises like no body's business. Thanks to the jumpstart programs in school, it occupied 3/4 of my whole November Holidays... Sigh... and preparation for the prefects workshop and all those shitful activities which had totally drained my energy and my dynamics for vacation, festivals, and (lol) shopping around town. Now I have still left with like what, one more month to be bore myself shitless before the so-called final battle commences. O LEVELSSssss, like wadever, seniors, I know you completed them so shutup. LOL.

I will be releasing an avalanche of photos taken during my Thailand Trip with the school in this entry!!! *Excited*

Before that, lemme post my End of year's results up. Please do not mock at me okay? *Rollseyes*

English Language 76 A1
Chinese Language 67 B3
Add Mathematics 67 B3
Mathematics 82 A1
Chemistry 76 A1
Physics 88 A1
Combined Humans. 80 A1

Class Position: 2/37
Level Position: 5/186

Remarks: Eric takes his duties very seriously and executes them with pride and eagerness as the headprefect of the school. He shows commendable aptitude for planning his work schedule and succesfully handles multiple projects at the same time.

Let down lah... sigh. Know what? I'm ain't no giving any shit to my grades now, look, it's the O LEVEL that counts so shut up you cunts for mocking at my school's result. Seriously, I would've gone to bitchslap YOU, if I weren't that nice. Thanks Jasmine for helping me to Chu1 Tou2.

NOW FOR THAILAND TRIP PHOTOS! (trip as in, trip, not fall down that trip. LOL)

An overview of the whole trip;

I think I had a really really great time at Thailand. There were a good mix of fun, excitment and learning opportunity. My first time going abroad without my family, my first time doing voluntary work which brought much joy to myself and my first time realising so much about my peers around me. Gotta really thank the teachers for organising this trip. Besides widening my mind for things beyond Singapore, I managed to hog a sense of satisfaction and to bring back much fond memories.

Some of the awful food and stupid tongue infection aside, I made realisation in lots of things. The shopping sensation was great (except that it was too rushed), the trip to do our Community Service was fulfilling and really, I've learnt that many of my peers make good companions.

Day 1- On the SIA plane!

On the airpot (LOL, port) with Suhaila and Zalinahhhh....!!

Preparing to board on plane!

Before take- off... Mr Tan has a phobia for heights, or was it the camera?

LOL... Ernest looks so brattish here.

=.= That's not my camera btw, Zalinah's one... But, can teachers just stop acting cute infront of small meimeis. Insufferable, LOL!

Suhaila with her superb cam-whoring tehnique.

Plane's food wasn't nice, bah... and Mr Quek and Zuopeng sat beside me for 2 hours before arriving at Thailand. Oh forget mention, that the consoles infront of the seats were totally, cool. Like, got some retractable wires so that you can adjust the remote controller, and a wide variety of games, movies and radio stations to choose from. Cool until can die, like, I'm a total mountain tortoise?

Boarded the travel coach after checking out of the plane. Can we even check out? LOL.

Day 2- Royal Grand Palace, MBK shopping spree!

Breakfast at Newworld Lodge Hotel... this hotel sucked full time... not gonna say why, but it really sucked. Amanda, Shihong, Zuopeng, Bryan, me, Ellen. Find the order yourself... Everyone had to wear formal clothing initially, but the requirement changed the last minute. So fuck, I wore like a shirt and a long black demin pants, when others wore comfy polotees.

Pretty lotus-sy flowers.

Grand entrance of the grand palace.

Behold the majestic royal palace.

LOL, and the poor soldier thing.

TWIST!

Miss Swan, more retardness~

Then we went shopping at around 3 plus at Bangkok's BIGGEST Shopping Mall. MAH BOON KRONGGGGGGGGggggggggggggggggg!!! The things there (Besides those at tokyu department store) cheap until can die. I bought like more than 8 pieces of shirts, 4 shorts and plenty of others. Yay!!!

Day 3- Community Involvement!!

Cursed. Totally. You wouldn't believe what we did for our CIP for Thailand. Lol, what did you Singapore lesbians do for your CIP in school ar, I ask. Pick litter, visit old folks home... Like, go kill yourselves, coz....

CIP at lumphinee park

You should look at my face.

GASP GASP GASP!!!! *ROLLS ROLLS ROLLS ON THE FLOOR* We were suppose to... unload those retarded number of bags of sand to the FUGGING playground and to level the sand to the satisfaction of those rotary club barsturds. Bahhh. It's Thailand, my darling, plus 3 more degrees celsius than that of Singapore. LLLLLAaaaaa~~

Wah... Zuopeng is being macho, he's kidnapping the sand.

Wendy giving that Buay Song face... like come on, would would be Song levelling the playground of OTHER'S land. We don't even do that in Singapore, like *rollseyes*. Don't you find her cute? Yoyo sista givin' you shitface, in da house!

Look at my screwed up face.. wad deh helll. I had plastic surgery on my nose in Thailand and the doctor went ahead to fix my face as well.

It wasn't a bad experience afterall. Thank you for giving me a very very nice tan. I appreciate it.

Then we went to the Mercy Centre Orphanage, to bring joy, fun and softtoys to the young orphans being settled inside. They, are, really, adorable, like me.

I wonder why would their parents abandon and neglect those poor children. I mean, those kids deserve our sympathy just solely because, we don't live in such harsh reality. The feeling of being totally devoid of love, is so much unbearable. I wonder how these kids weather through their childhood when some of them are Aids carrier, some were abused, some were simply neglected.

Everything they hold in the Orphanage has to be returned. That's why when we were about to leave the orphanage, these children turned to us with their gleaming eyes and returned the softtoys, because nothing in the orphanage belongs to them so they are accustomed to returning toys. So heartfelt... I think I'm gonna cry. Innocence... sigh. I lost it dunnoe since when...

It's me and one of the orphans. LOL......... He's a plain retard, coz he's Bryan

happy happy children. This is the twin I took care of for the 2 hours, soooooo adorable, like me. A hem.

Haha, little itsy bitsy cutey pies. LOL.

Day 4- Amnuaysilp School/ Grand Sports factory.
In the morning, we approached Amnuaysilp School for our exchange program. And I made Thai friends despite of SERIOUS language barrier. Haha, they are like totally nice people!

Ok, my face really looks retarded on photos, so shut the hell up.

A sing along session. That is not me btw, it's Mr Low dancing.. how the hell would I noe why he any how zi high.

I was scared shitless when Miss Farah asked me to get interviewed by the Thai reporters. LOL. Any thai readers? I was on national TV!

And we went to the Grand Sports Factory where they manufactures BALLS and sporting equipments. Sole manufacturer of the balls for FIFA world cup!

A wide array of BOLAs!

This is how soccerballs are manufactured...

Well, we left the factory for a beautiful place which I forgot the name, to view around and take pictures of thousands of seagulls and flamingos which migrated to thailand from dunnoewhere.

Yay!!! What a splendid scene. And somebody got birdshit on his shirt.. poor guy.

LOL... Zalinah can stop acting cute already.

Powerpuff transvestites!

Smile everyone!

Day 5- Lopburi; ChokChai Dairy Farm/Phra Narai Musuem

On the bus!!! Ernest and Wenjun!

Zalina and Suhaila!

LOL... Wendy in deep thoughts, Jasmine in her dreams

Mooo! We went to the Dairy farm!!! yay!!

Laojie and me on the truck!! haha... it brought us around the farm to see cowboys, sheeps and some doggy stunts.

Bridget and Ellen!

Zeliang: Yo wassup.

Moooooooooooo.

Then we went to this chao boring museum... and a final resort to kill boredom and to ignore the old boring curator talk? CAM WHORE.

Cheers!

Day 6- Clay pottery village/ CIP at Lopburi Elementary school/ Loy Krathong Festival Celebration

We went to teach English! A B C D E F G!!!

LOL... Jasmine so funny, acting retard to sing ABC song. LOL.

And we went to make our Krathongs (Garlands of Flowers) after lunch. That's Jiajie, Anna, and Phelia. LOL. cock faces.

OUR KRATHONGS!

Then at night, we strolled by the river and let our Krathong float while making a wish. Infact, I made more than 5 wishes. LOL. We celebrated the Loy Krathong festivals at the nightmarket and wow, it was rustling bustling crowded. I had a HUGE LOAD of fun time walking with ShiHong, Zuopeng and Bryan down the market. Zuopeng poorthing lah.. everything also cannot eat, vegetarian... Heh. =D

Nice fireworks!

Day 7- Sunflower plantation/ Dasak Dam

Jiajie: Stare wad stare, diao simi diao.

We were at the mobile thingie to visit around the damned dam. Generally nice scenaries lah.

We look cute here don't we? OMG, don't let Weeping see ar!

Pretty pretty sunflowerbeds!

Artistic shot by me.

Artistic shot by someone else.

What a sight to behold! *TADDAAAAH MOUTH OPENS BIG BIG*

Then the next morning, we went shopping, AGAIN! and left lopburi to the airport.

And finally, Home sweet home!

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With that, I shall end my post... It took almost forever to upload the damn pictures and to blog. Geeez... I had fun in Thailand!!!! YAY!

We had fun didn't we, ~~Punggolians~~ Punggolites?

Did I mention that I bunked in with ZuoPeng and Bryan throughout the trip? Omgz, Bryan snores like tsunami and Zuopeng just cannot be bothered with things, like the fact that he had to eat with a Vegetarian Indian girl... Oh come on... he likes it! Ok, random!

[Edit]
PhotoCourtesies: Mr Jimmy Quek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zalinah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suhaila!!!!!!!!!! and Azraini!!!!!!!!!

LOL... i didn't take a single picture except for some camwhoring and sunflower shit. LOL. [/Edit]

Evalesco Concepts- Request for a design!

2006-08-11T06:16:00.000-07:00

I am a part time digital artist who hope for a tiny income through servicing the public with my digital/ graphic designing skills. You may now request for a blogskin/ weblayout. OMG, you love me, doncha!? Oh, they ain't free. But heck, browse on!

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By requesting a custom layout, you agree to the following Terms and Conditions.

. Evalesco Concepts shall not be hold liable for any contents in the webpages of yours, in which my custom layouts are used.

. A deposit of a minimum 30% of the total cost is required before I start on your request.

. You may neglect the credits/ link-backs of Evalesco Concepts in the finished product, but you may NOT rightfully claim the finished work as a product of yours.

. You may request for subsequent alters for the design, but you have a maximum of 5 chances to request for altering the finished product. Further amendments shall be charged a minimum of US$2.

. There will be no refunds after payment has reached.

What services do I provide?

. Webpage/ blogskins designing
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Designs only in digital format.

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Price: US$15 (S$25)

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Price: US$25 (S$45)

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Skin update.

2006-07-20T04:11:00.000-07:00

Title: Make it through the rain

Date: July 10th
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Title: Esophoria
{Skin Of The Day for June 10, 2006.}
Date: June 10th
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Title: I give you... Grunge
{Skin Of The Day for April 29, 2006.}
Date: May 20th
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Happy 14 years and more to come, you slut!

2006-07-20T01:46:00.000-07:00

Yesterday...

LOL... like, it's announcement of Anne's birthday yesterday everywhere. Every. Where.

Anne: I am not suppose to sound nostalgic or emo. Just yearn to tell you on your birthday that LEK loves every one of us forever and ever and ever and ever. Didn't mean to piss you off during your birthday, seriously, I didn't mean to. Happy 14 years of existence. May longetivity and luck be with you for the rest of your life.

Love you till LEK lasts, which is forever and ever and ever and ever and everrr!

"I have been tagged!"

2006-07-10T07:13:00.000-07:00

Laugh out loud. I know I should be updating my links and my blog with new designs, BUT I DO NOT HAVE THE GROOVE yet. Simply put, I am not bothered to. XD

That wasn't suppose to sound mean... I meant that I'm too lazy to do update, plus a chockful of assignments, I couldn't find a time to update. AND PIANO EXAM IS ROUND THE CORNER!!! arh!!! 24 july... CROSSFINGERS.

Now a little quiz for all of you,

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Do the following without complaint
2. Choose 5 people to do this after you completed yours.
3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she has been tagged.
4. Start your post with "I have been tagged!" then do this.

FAVOURITES
Favourite Colour: Orange, Yellow, Red. oh... one colour har? Orange.
Favourite Food: Ah ma's cooking, Japanese Cuisine
Favourite Song: LUNG WORDS. FEI HUA, ofcourse all of MC's songs luh.
Favourite Movie: Harry Potter series, Big Momma's house series.
Favourite Sport: Volleyball
Favourite Day of the Week: FRIDAY
Favourite Season: WINTER.
Favourite Ice-Cream: Haagen Dasz

CURRENTS
Current Mood: Tired
Current Taste: Rotting teeth plague
Current Clothes: Hang ten shirt, shorts.
Current Desktop: A seaview with an island stuck in the middle of the sea.
Current Toe Nail Colour: FLESH COLOUR, duh.
Current Time: 10.18pm
Current Surroundings: My living room, with the cable tv screening some stupid hong kong drama.
Current Annoyance: I'm SLEEEEeeeeeeeeeeepy.
Current Thoughts: Can I own tomorrow's physics test?

FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Eugene Lim.
First Crush: Jasmine (some girl in kindergarten... lol, so cute right?)
First Movie: Don't recall.
First Lie: When was your first time eating?
First Music: THE ABC SONG! Then i realised, it has a melody of twinkle twinkle little star. LOL.

LASTS
Last Cigarette: Never will try.
Last Drink: Plain water.
Last Car Ride: Took a bus back home.
Last Crush: *whistles*
Last Movie: Poseidon (am i right?)
Last Phone Call: Meiting called me in school before returning my school tie.
Last CD Played: LOL... ages since I play a CD... all my songs downloaded one.. :X.

HAVE YOU EVER
Have You Ever Dated One of Your Best Friend: Think so.
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Illegally... download music.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: No.
Have You Ever Skinny-Dipped: I slept naked. But I don't swim naked. lol.
Have You Ever been on TV: Yes, been on chinese news with a best friend of mine, Yew Hung. It was after the release of PSLE results.
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Dont Know: YES! lol.

THINGS
1 thing You Do When You Are Bored:
- Stone for awhile then slowly doze to sleep.
2 Things You Can Hear Right Now:
- The fan churning, the hongkong drama on tv.
3 Things You Did Today:
- Ate macdonalds with Christina, Tempestt, Ernest, Bridget, Bryan, Junyang, Edwin... at 8am. LOL.. school started at 10 today. :D
- Completed my Chinese compo test in time.
- Cursed WG to drown in a pool of v*gina pus, and called Anne a slut.
4 Things You Are Wearing:
- Ain't it a repeated answer? Ok, Hang Ten Shirt, shorts, spectacles which I just bought and HANGTEN underwear. LOL.
5 People to do this quiz:
- Jennie (Twix0r!), Vincent (Provocative}), Blogskinners in BS.com, tea fam members, anyone who feels like doing... :D

Blogskinners Outing '06!

2006-06-17T01:38:00.000-07:00

Lastly, LEK rocks,

Hope everyone had fun! I definitely enjoyed the BBQ, thanks Wang Guan and Rachel for organising!

Skins update.

2006-05-20T00:33:00.000-07:00

Title: Beyond Redemption
{Skin Of The Day for May 8, 2006.}
Date: May 8th
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Title: Untainted Enrapturement
{Skin Of The Day for April 29, 2006.}
Date: April 29th
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Title: Perfect Escapade
Date: April 28th
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2006-05-17T05:55:00.000-07:00

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Not remove the link- backs to the brushes, resources or images sites. These organisation or people have spent their time creating photoshop resources for noob designers like me, and it's fair to leave a credit stated in the skins alone.

You must never:

Redistribute my skins, even if link backs are provided, I may not like it.

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Okay, people, download my skins from my blogskin account.

With that, I thank you for taking your time to read this. I'm utmost grateful.

Hi Everyone.

2006-05-17T04:22:00.000-07:00

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Good day and good bye.